And now for something completely different.

 

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Tired of being a scientist or whatever you are? Wouldn't you like a really exciting job like being a

Lumberjack!! The Flatulent Elm of West Wisley and all.

Or would you prefer to sell Dead Parrotts?

Myself, I'd prefer to hang out at the Pub and meet really interesting people and...

Go to really interesting web sites like the Aussie Monty Python site.